The Girl with the Golden Bouffant: An Original Jane Bond Parody

When James Bond suffers an unfortunate grooming mishap involving a hair-pomade explosion and a cigarette lighter, the British Secret Service needs a substitute—and fast. Enter Jane Bond, the sharp-witted, lesbian twin sister who is more than happy to trade her own identity for her brother’s tuxedo. Her mission: infiltrate a high-stakes spy convention in the glitzy, neon-soaked Las Vegas of the Rat Pack era and maintain the legendary Bond reputation for womanizing and debauchery. Accompanied by the loyal Cedric Pumpernickel and her stunning girlfriend, G.E.O.R.G.I.E. agent Bridget St. Claire, Jane quickly finds that playing the role of a world-famous womanizer is far more complicated than she anticipated. Between dodging the unwanted advances of a scrawny lounge singer and navigating the perilous waters of international espionage, Jane’s cover is tested when an Estonian agent takes a fatal plunge off the Hoover Dam. What starts as a whirlwind of gambling and jet packs quickly spirals into a lethal race against time. Jane must unravel a sinister plot to liquidate the West’s top spies before she becomes the next target. With glamour, danger, and a blossoming romance, Jane Bond proves that the best man for the job is actually a woman.