Don't Eat Your Human Boyfriend

Working at the local mall in the neon-soaked eighties is supposed to be simple, but for Elliot, life is complicated by a hunger that has nothing to do with the food court. As a monster trying to keep his primal urges under wraps, he has one golden rule: never get too close to the human staff. That becomes nearly impossible when he finds himself working alongside Ricky, a charming coworker who is far too sweet for his own good. The chemistry between them is electric, crackling with the kind of tension that makes every shift feel like a high-stakes game. Elliot struggles to balance his monstrous nature with his growing, undeniable affection for the man who makes him want to be something more than just a creature in hiding. While he dreams of stealing a kiss, he constantly battles the intrusive, terrifying thought that he might accidentally take a bite instead. This delightful novella blends workplace romance with a unique monster twist, delivering a story that is as heartwarming as it is pulse-pounding. It is a perfect, bite-sized escape filled with retro charm, genuine vulnerability, and a romance that will leave you absolutely smitten.